[Image: An animated GIF of Barack Obama and another guy whose face is turned away pointing to a big screen TV, on which the ladies of Sailor Moon repeatedly appear.]
My fellow Americans. Today, I introduce to you a foreign ally from not just overseas, but from outer space. One who will never turn her back on an allied country in need; one who will fight to defend what is right. We can depend on this organisation to protect our nation. She is the one named… Sailor Moon.
