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[Image description: a webcam photo of Alex throwing her hands up in the air with a comically frustrated expression.]

CONFOUND THIS WEBCAM.

Ever since I updated the software, the damn Logitech photo booth program slows to a crawl, and I couldn’t even color-correct this photo to hide the fact that I live in a dark cave with blackout curtains and yellowed lampshades.

I was going to take a bored picture and post about how it’s early on a Saturday morning and thus the internet is not a very active place and I was feeling lonesome, BUT NOW YOU GET THIS INSTEAD.

Feel my wrath, Logitech.

Alex Heberling

Alex Heberling here. I own the place.